Breaking News: The world’s’ incompetent and/or hopelessly lazy computer coders and Electronic Medical Record (EMR, aka EHR) companies continue to overwhelm the health care industry’s border controls to demand refugee status. Such status apparently includes guaranteed and lucrative work producing dangerously outdated, inefficient, and surreally ineffective software that wastes healthcare providers’ time and endangers patient safety and privacy. Providers’ security measure seems to have broken down completely in many locations, with a devastating impact on staff and patients alike. As a desperate response, clinicians including nurses and physicians have sent a designated representative to the United Nations to demand a prompt Resolution condemning this severe and persistent attack on health care quality, efficiency, and patient safety. The designated representative has also been tasked with seeking UN approval for Peace Keepers to prevent such parasitic coders and EMR/EHR firms and their health care management allies from continuing to prey on innocent providers and patients. The EMR industry has countered with its own representative. In a press conference, he insisted that anyone who expects quality coding in health care is clearly Anti-Technology, Anti-Progress, Pro-Competence and thus Anti-Incompetence, Pro-Efficiency and thus Anti-Waste, Pro-Quality and thus Anti-Crap, Pro-User and Pro-Patient and thus Anti-Management. He added [...]![]()
